A riot broke out, and all the invited guests were hauled off to jail.
Well, this happened…but then they danced for the second song too. By the time the fourth song came on, the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs.
Her real self—her hopes and dreams, her fears and sorrows—will start to emerge, like a beautiful mosaic, on the second date.
“Men mess up and then we feel badly about it.” One of my best friends in graduate school used to say this.
” A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song.
Farting is never an issue When you are married ....
He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?
She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, "Honey, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just incase this guy shows up again." The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the door. She smiles and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes.The husband whisperes to the wife, "Honey, im going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to a see where he's going with this." She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks, "Do you have a Vagina? The man replies, "Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours! When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.